I assume you can’t go to real court over something like this.
This is the fuel underneath the 8 years long plot of Barry.
Are you asking on behalf of a friend?
Is the question time sensitive?
… is the premise of the very worst John Wick spinoff.
Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.
Nicolas Cage’s The Wicker Man is the only John Wick spinoff worth your time.
- That movie is older than John Wick
- It’s a remake of an even older movie
- Which is based on an even older book
- The plot has NOTHING to do with hired killers or anything John Wick related
Are you sure you didn’t mixed up the movie?
Think it’s supposed to be a pun since John Wick and Wicker Man.
… whooosh
This is why I only hire Shelly de Killer.
Contract killers don’t really exist, and even if they did, it’s obviously not covered by the legal system, so, you do.
there are two legal options for a contract killer: military sharp shooters, and death pentaly executors. Both have options to deal with this. Both have strong limits on what contracts they will take though so probably not what you are asking.
John Browning
This is why you go with the assassins guild. They ensure it gets done, because their reputation is on the line.
Just saying.
This. It’s always worth the extra silver to go with an established guild. Never worth the risk to take a chance hiring an assassin from Craigslist.
Considering that Craigslist is all a bunch of feebs moonlighting, contract disputes can get uncomfortable.
Wow, feeb is a great insult. Holding on to that one.
Excommunicando
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This is literally what organized crime does, it’s like the cops for criminals.
I highly recommend watching this Australian TV show, Mr Inbetween, https://m.imdb.com/title/tt7472896/
Its based in fiction, but the guy who wrote it and starred in it attempted to tell the story somewhat close to what being a career criminal and hitman would involve. Its really well done and does demonstrate that being a divorced father and career criminal can be a difficult balance.
You don’t pay them then.
Judge Dredd, obvi.
Illegal contracts are not enforceable in court. You’ll have to hire another contract killer to kill the contract-breaking contract killer.
What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something
Legal contract killing? Well if its a military contract then you get court martialed. If it’s a “I sold my soul to trump” contract, you get fired… with a bullet in the back of your skull on 5th avenue, as the senate cheers affirming that that is indeed a legal execution.
You mean supreme court calls it a “presidential act”
Your own gun.
The real answer is you can’t actually contract for illegal things, the contract is void from the start.
Tell that to the tiefling with vial of the killer’s blood underneath the Moonkeeps Tavern…
